Before I embark on what can only be described as an epic journey of self discovery and self improvement, I think that it makes sense to take inventory. That way that I can figure out exactly what I’m working with and I’ll get a better idea of what I need to improve. The first way that I’ve taken inventory is through personal assessment tests. A close friend suggested the Enneagram test, which has some scientific testing to back it up. I took the 10 minute free test that has 36 questions.
First of all, this was not a 10 minute test for me. I had trouble answering almost every single question which suggests something that I’d feared – I have absolutely no clue who I am. I don’t know whether I like to be alone or in groups, whether I like to fit in or stand out, or whether I like my margaritas on the rocks or blended.
According to the test I am a number 3, “the Achiever.” 3s are are: “The Success-Oriented, Pragmatic Type: Adaptive, Excelling, Driven, and Image-Conscious.” After reading this description I was absolutely thrilled – apparently I am well on my way to becoming the next president, astronaut, or at least someone with a full time job.
There’s some bad news though, I might also be a sociopathic murderer. Yes that’s right. According to this system there are 9 levels of development, 1 being the healthiest and 9 being the least healthy. For each personality type, there are characteristics associated with each level. Since I’m having a life-crisis I just went ahead and skipped levels 1-3 because those are for high functioning individuals.
- Level 4 – “highly concerned with success” – Probably fits, after all, I have a blog about self improvement.
- Level 5 – “losing touch with their own feelings beneath a smooth facade” – Actually, I wish that this one were true. Unfortunately I don’t think that my facade is very smooth right now as evidenced by my taking a “mental health” day off last week.
- Level 6 – “Arrogance and contempt for others is a defense against feeling jealous of others and their success.” I don’t think that I am arrogant but I am definitely jealous of others’ success – for example, secretly cursing all of my newly engaged Facebook friends and hoping that their marriages fail.
- Level 7 – “Willing to do whatever it takes to preserve the illusion of their superiority” This doesn’t fit. I seriously doubt that anyone has an illusion of my superiority at this point. (See above “mental health day”)
- Level 8 – “Untrustworthy, maliciously betraying or sabotaging people to triumph over them. Delusionally jealous of others” Yes on the jealousy, possibly yes on the maliciously betraying (that’s for another post).
- Level 9 – “Psychopathic, murder. Generally corresponds to the Narcissistic Personality Disorder.” I haven’t committed murder, yet. Although from time-to-time I contemplate lighting my boyfriend’s cat on fire.
The test confirmed that I’m driven, image conscious and that I have a strong need for the approval of others. As far as my mental health, I’d say that I’m somewhere between a 8-4 on the scale of development, meaning that I’m not a sociopath but there is plenty of room for improvement. Lucky for me the website also has personal growth suggestions for number 3s.
Onward to being the best number 3 that I can be.